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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Heavily shorted AI stock is rapidly climbing the Fortune 500 - TheStreet

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Matching dinosaur footprints found on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean, answering a very old question - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Still no good

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

May 2024 solar storm cost $500 million in damages to farmers, new study reveals - Space

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

This Powerful Airplane Engine Has Been Around For Over 70 Years & Is Still Used Today - SlashGear

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons