Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I can count

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

How do I build rapport with anybody?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Woman shared incredible before and after images of Wegovy use as she opened up about experience - LADbible

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I can read

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

I have complete contempt for fakery

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Why are men today so pussiefied?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t cotton to rapists

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I actually pay taxes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I understand how hurricane paths work

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I see through liars

I don’t buy bullshit

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions